Vietnam Telecommunications

Conversation from technician to dispatch…

D – We have an outage that has been traced to the splice in front of KHOAN GIENG.

T – 10-4, I’ll need a hacksaw, blowtorch, and a machette..

T – Dispatch… can I also get a couple of orange cones? I keep getting knocked off my ladder by mopeds and it’s starting to hurt…

D – We don’t have any more orange cones…

T – OK, well, then send me a nailgun instead…

D – 10-4